Seniors like to think they age like fine wines, getting better with each flip of the calendar. Putting that aside for a minute, it sparked an idea. Why not fine wines for seniors? Here are a few suggestions:
1. Port au Potty: hints of prune with a fiber finish.
2. Pinot Moore: acts as a diuretic and pours easily.
3. Bore Dough: a bread like bouquet but not very interesting.
4. Pinot Grease: oils the joints from the first taste.
5. Brut: packed with steroids and won't be bullied by food.
6. Cabernet Frank: a bold wine that will leave you feeling gay.
7. Mall Back: goes best with elevator music with many happy returns.
8. Blanc Stare: soothing finish that leaves you mysteriously sanguine.
9. Champain: leaves an aching feeling that tingles your dormant taste buds.
10. Ries Ling-Ling: wakes up your palate as you reach for the phone.
You could probably add your own contributions to the list. Feel free. They can't be any worse than mine!
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